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Sir Keramoose
Yep. That's me... Sir Keramoose. I realize that sir is the title for a man, but I like the regal sound about it, and Lady Keramoose just sounds submissive and haughty. Neither of which I would care to describe myself as. Silly is one word I would use. A predisposition for the arts is a phrase I would use. I like thinking a little outside the box. Not a lot, not so much as to not be grounded. But just a smidge.
Ask me anything... no seriously.
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Fuck you Cracker Barrel
I’m about to call my work place and tell them to suck my cunt. I’m so fucking mad right now. I’m trying to be rational, but a this very moment, fuck that shit.
amen sister
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My eye caught a dark form lying on the river bottom. It took me a few moments to comprehend what I had stumbled upon. Lying peacefully in the shallow waters of the river, only a few meters from shore, was a full-grown cougar. The contrast between the serenity of the scene I was witnessing and what must have played out here in the cougar’s final moments made me shiver. It was the first shiver of many, as I stripped down and waded out into the icy water to get this shot. x
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Buuuuuuut whatever at least I’m not one of those people uploading make up tutorials on youtube.
Thank god
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You know, I’ve seen a lot of Disney Mom “Happy Mother’s Day!” posts going around, but all of them I’ve seen neglected one very important Disney “mom.”
So props to Nani, who - for all her shortcomings - genuinely loved her sister and only wanted the best for her. She had to be a mom because she had no choice, and she did her best… her level best. Even if she got frustrated, even if she got scared.
And in the end? She made it work.
Actually crying.
Respect.
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And just when I thought I ran out of things to call white people
Rolf knew what was up.
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